by The battery operated boyfriend December 5, 2008
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by swag4tron November 10, 2014
Someone who actively acts to steal the sympathy that is meant for someone else, generally by witnessing someone behave sympathetically to another and intersecting their own ( often exaggerated ) story of hardship so the sympathizer and the original beneficiary have to give the poacher all the attention and condolence. A behavior closely related to the chronic"one-upper" personality
I was telling the boss about my kid having a cold and that pity-poacher bill started lying about being born with dypheria and gout, so much for getting to clock out early, bill already got to.
by Joshamaphone March 28, 2021
the act of sitting with your legs spread and reaching over your groin and flipping your balls repeatedly
Dude! my mom almost caught me couch poaching the shit out of my balls.
bill down the street is such a couch poacher
bill down the street is such a couch poacher
by wtfmaaaaaaaaaan January 8, 2011
Someone who has nothing to do and asks you where all the hottest parties and events are throughout the year.
or
A lame that is out of the loop and never knows when, where, or what time the party is.
or
A lame that is out of the loop and never knows when, where, or what time the party is.
Party Poacher: Yo! Whats happening tonight?
Party Promoter: Im not telling your lame ass nothing. Got damn Party Poacher!
Party Promoter: Im not telling your lame ass nothing. Got damn Party Poacher!
by Deon Tae August 7, 2009