Announcer: Welcome to Scatman's World. Please welcome Scatman John! Please stand up for the national anthem.
Scatman John: *clears throat* pa po pe po papapom pa pa pa pa papa pi
being on po po patrol is when someone calls shotgun in your car and they are required to be on the lookout for the police so the driver does not get pulled over.
"hey! if your gonna ride shotgun make sure you stay on that po po patrol! im hittin like 50 in a 35mph zone!"