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Plus eight 

1. A mathematical term used for assignments and what not.

2. Answering a dumb question with a dumb answer.

3. A guy who doesn't know how to solve basic math.
Guy 1: Hey thats like 8 years older than me what is that?

Guy 2: Well how old are you.

Guy 1: 19

Guy 2: Plus Eight!
Plus eight by Micah R. January 3, 2008
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John and Kate plus eight 

A couple who popped some pills to have twins and then six kids all at once.
"Honey heres some pills were going to have octuplets like that crazy btich from america also like John and Kate plus eight"

Eight Plus One 

Euphemism for a 9mm pistol. Simple math problem. 8+1=9.
Hey, gangster, collect your eight plus one. We are going to roll up on these foolish individuals and proceed to bust caps into their asses.
Eight Plus One by Anon4L October 7, 2010

shit plus two equals eight 

A way to use the word "Shit" in public or in the presence of children or those easily offended. 6 + 2 = 8.
While preparing dinner for the Family, a Mothet cuts her finger and exclaims outloud, "Well shit plus two equals eight!!!"
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026

Scrapnel 

(N) :
All pieces left over after an art project or home improvement.
"After we made the decorations for the party, there was 'scrapnel' all over the floor"
Scrapnel by IceSniper February 22, 2025
Word of the Day on August 2, 2026