The act of being pulverized in the face repeatedly with a set of huge boobs.
Damn, Andrea Gruntwall left welts on mitch wells' face after she plunked him repeatedly in the face.
by J.LAY March 10, 2005
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to send a text message (usually with a picture, mms) of yourself (preferably while) pooping. Usually nothing explicit, ideally it's discreet enough to draw the reader in and actually open the image and possibly even zoom in to see what's going on.

Named for the fact that when you drop one, you make a plunk sound.
sent a picture of my shoes with my pants around my ankles accompanied with the message "YOU GOT PLUNKED BITCH"
by Bleedscarlet October 18, 2010
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Sound a landmine makes in the PS3 game Warhawk when you stick it to something. Annoying way to piss of co-workers and family is to walk into a romm and yell "PLUNK, you're all dead," and run out of the area.
Son: "Mom, can you help me with this homework?"

Mom: "PLUNK, your dead bitch!" (as she runs away.)
by alawiscious April 4, 2008
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first you make a person bend over a diving board, then you proceed to fuck them in the ass while you hold your self up with your arms on their lower back. If the diving board is low enough it looks like you're standing on water
Devin and I were plunking for hours last Tuesday, my ass and back were so sore, but he was so excited that it looked like he was standing on water.
by DIck adams May 22, 2015
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a small sample of dried semen within the urethra, just below the japs eye causing temporary multi-directional urination
Eee had just pulled one off over Susan Boyle again but at his age his 'come muscles' were not what they used to be and his jizz just dribbled out. An hour later and busting for a post come piss, he went to the bathroom but a 'plunk' meant he manged to not only pee in the bowl but up the curtains and on the floor simultaneously.
by the testicle team November 27, 2013
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to loose control of a situation and get frustrated
i am generally a control freak but when things don't work for me i get plunked, but i try my best to let that feeling go
by pikachu2131 November 9, 2014
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When a can of hairspray slips into an anus.
"Aaron totally sat down and did plunk"
"Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah WHEY!!!!"
by Wilfred Foo March 5, 2008
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