*over heard from two builders*
"I was shagging the wife last night, and my heart wasn't really in it. All of a sudden I realised that I had my Plums in the oven."
"What did you do?"
"I retrieved them, didn't I."
"I was shagging the wife last night, and my heart wasn't really in it. All of a sudden I realised that I had my Plums in the oven."
"What did you do?"
"I retrieved them, didn't I."
by Plummy Mummy July 12, 2010