Plucktard 

Typical male that says all the wrong things to a woman.

"come see me well see whos the man" ..... dude imma girl, and your a Plucktard!

Plucktard by Kttwthboundpaws October 27, 2006

Lucktard 

One who has a natural dumb luck that bails them out of any situation, regardless of severity.

Her pregnancy test was negative. Again. That lucktard

Lucktard by The In and Out Kids October 2, 2005

phucktard 

(True Definition): Someone who is extremely idiotic, stupid, and moronic in their actions and words. The combination of two seperate words: 1. "Fucking" and 2. "Retard". Shortened to "Phucktard." The "ph" is used as the "f" sound so it is allowed on web sites who's administrators are touchy about profanity.

He is such a phucktard he's trying to pick that chick up with his fly wide open.

phucktard by Varick July 16, 2008

lucktard 

a lucky retard (word is a play on words on fucktard)

Wow, that retard won the lottery! What a lucktard!

lucktard by juanchito February 6, 2008

phucktarded 

A combination of the word "fuck" and "retarded" except spelled a little differently. A phucktard is someone who is so fucking retarded it is almost not humanely possible.

My Psychology is so phucktarded she accidentally xeroxed the key to the test rather than the blank test, and handed it out.

phucktarded by Fara April 9, 2004

Plunkard 

A person who is not real, but they will not admit it.

Guy: Dude, you aren't real man.
Plunkard: What? I'm real..

Plunkard by Plunkard April 7, 2008

pricktard 

Someone who simultaneously acts as both a prick and a retard.

Boy, Josh was being a real pricktard last night!

pricktard by Miranda H January 1, 2009