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Plotfuck 

1)When the plot of a movie is completely and utterly ruined by a god awful director. Usually based on a good book which is totally murdered.

2)When a secret scheme to get something (usually illegal) is ruined by one or more idiots.

3)When a small area of land is ruined by a gardener who is trying to be self sufficient because its fashionable, but screws up instead. Or they are just a bad gardener.
1)'Dude I watched Angels & Demons over the weekend!'
'Oh man, thats 146 minutes of your life you'll never get back! It was such a plotfuck!'

2)'I was plotting to get revenge on my brother by putting his hand in warm water. He found out before I did it and I got grounded. It was such a plotfuck!'

3)'I read about self sufficiency in a hip magazine but I plotfucked and now I just use it as a dump. Its great!'
Plotfuck by h-sizzler August 30, 2010
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potfucker 

A person that has sex with a flower pot is called a, potfucker
potfucker by aodsjasd February 5, 2014
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Having sex doggie style, except the man pulls her arms back to him, and plows her face into the pillows
She loves it when I plowfuck her.
plowfuck by jas0n*1 March 5, 2007
A derogatory term used to describe rednecks of the midwest.
Man, the Red Dog Saloon is filled with plowfucks tonight! Let's go to Hooters instead.
plowfuck by K. Hartnell April 25, 2006

Plot Fuck 

When your reading a book or watching a movie and there's a plot twist, but its so damn epic that "plot twist" just does not cut it.
+ I thought his whole family was dead
- Aren't they?
+No, look. Zero's brother is alive and there twins. And to top it all off this "dead" brother now wants to kill Zero, WTF?
- Oh man, plot twist
+ Plot twist! More like a Plot FUCK!!!

Potfucked 

The extreme itis post potlucks.
"This itis is no joke. I'm so over these potlucks."

"For real. You've been potfucked."
Potfucked by Alexawashere November 20, 2009
1. the act of betting a high odds pot in 'Tweener only to lose your money like a jackass.

2. exclamation made when definition 1 occurs.
1. Casey potfucked when he bet it all on a King and 3 and the dealer drew a 2.

1. "Pot ... FUCK!", he exclaimed.
potfuck by Casey July 22, 2004