Mary Ploppins

When a female performs oral sex on her male partner while she is on the toilet deficating.

Yo man that girl from the bar last night was freaky, I totally got a Mary Ploppins.

"Hey how did last night go?" "Two words bro; Mary Ploppins"

Mary Ploppins by Doug E. Fresh to Def May 25, 2008

Piddle Plopping 

The act of peeing and pooping at the same time.

In order to save time in the bathroom, I started piddle plopping.

Piddle Plopping by frump dump slump March 14, 2009

Fanny like Mary Poppins' bag 

A fanny which appears smaller on the outside than the inside. A very perceiving growler. A very spacious vagina.

Thought she was a standard one but nahh she had a fanny like Mary Poppins' bag

Fanny like Mary Poppins' bag by Barry Shaazaaam November 4, 2010

The Mary Poppins

The action of inserting an umbrella into one's arsehole and opening it to full capacity whilst inside their being.

Karen complained to the manager after her umbrella broke from doing The Mary Poppins too much.

The Mary Poppins by Fish finger sandwiches October 31, 2019

Briggsy Poppins 

A gay stage musical starring arty dwarf Briggsy as a flying homosexual nanny. Most notable for the pornographic scene in which Briggsy penetrates the camp cockney chimney-sweep with his umbrella.

Briggsy Poppins? Worst musical since "Gay Jizzerables"

Briggsy Poppins by Gordy Frigmahole December 23, 2006

Sloppy Ploppies 

Used actually in the plural context, sloppy ploppies are a bad case of diarrhea in which should not even be wished upon the worst of people. Sloppy ploppies not only is diarrhea which is brutal to have to begin with but on top of that you feel like a rainstorm of shit is coming down out of your asshole which is actually being called down by imaginary natives rain-dancing around a fire set on the hairs your choda & around the rim of your asshole.

So not only do you get the worlds worst case of ringsting, which makes it hurt so bad to wipe, you get the terrible plops which make you wipe 100 times.

"Dude, my asshole burns so bad, I feel like shit.. I had the sloppy ploppies."

Sloppy Ploppies by nick ruff October 26, 2005

Ploppin' A Nug 

Referring to the act of taking a minor dropping at an unexpected time.

The plop itself can only be determined by a legenth of less than 2cm and a radius of 2cm.

"yo, I've been ploppin' a nug daily since that day I ate your moms burrito. what was in there anyway?"

Ploppin' A Nug by Ploppin Hard July 30, 2009