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A poop that shoots out of your ass and splashes in the toilet.
My butt was well lubed today! It's ploop ploop ploop!
Related Words
Plolop ploopy ploops Plooping polop plooped Ploopie ploopas PloopDoop plooper
Ploopage =(Jiggle^2 *Height)/time off ground

Maximum ploopage - jello on trampoline

All things have ploop!

*theory by Benjamin C. Paul
Wow this jello has so much ploopage!
ploopage by Ploopscientists October 27, 2022
The worst word you can possibly say to anyone or anything.
Gregory: Ploopy.

Manny: WAHGRSFCKEGIOWLO5IYIVP29TUYOCQXYQERGUYYFGCRGLIWL4O8T8%*%!?WILIU@V*OWT ÙOIDB
Ploopy by mgxfqbkuygrfz December 7, 2019
A Jew with the face of a monkey who enjoys marbles up their ass while riding a Jacksonian Gorilla Hop-Along race car set, with independent rear lamps with built in "yaawl-coontrol" biscuit bakers, down a steep embankment with wet grass in Jersey Flats, Florida, followed closely by Gene Hackman in a Louis-Vuitton suitcase with Tight-Grip Action wheels and brakes and Bowser's Brand mini-piston engine brandishing a sword-cane pulling Tracy Chapman on an 1980's skateboard via a neon green jump rope tossing Bacardi and Elmer's glue filled water balloons at schoolchildren and passers-by with an average age of 23 years-young passing by a Dorito's truck driven by Dr. Thomas Fahey who inadvertently spills hot coffee on his nads because he swerved to avoid the monkey-faced Jew followed by Gene Hackman and Tracy Chapman and the throng of alcohol-soaked, glue-dripping kids chasing them.
Duncan: "I don't know about you, Jason, but I feel like a polop today. I've got this weird feeling I'm going to be chased today--"

Jason: "Oh shit, dude! There's Gene Hacman now and Tracy Chapman, who's totally shreddin' the gnar-gnar, right now! Better get strapped into your race car set right-quick, brosef!"

Duncan: "Dude, gotta run, my man! Super stoked to be an ol' fashioned polop today, though! Catcha later, bro!"
polop by Squirrelman-J March 30, 2008
1) A word used in Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Last Straw (By Manny).

2) The noise when your crap hits the toilet.
1)
Manny: "Hi Ploopy!"

Greg: "WHAT DID YOU CALL ME?"

2)*Grunt* PLOOPY!
Ploopy by J3553ROCKS April 15, 2009
A word so deadly so foul so incomprehensible to think of how much damage it can do. This word since George Washington presidentship was locked away not to be known to the public. Until one day a man discovered and said it. Rumors have come up that this man was named “Greg Heffley” but he claims it was his brother instead.
Ploopy
Ploopy by Thenickfebicoffical April 16, 2022