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Noun, adjective, verb, pronoun, adverb, participle, gerund, or a preposition.

Past:ploked
Present: plocus
Future: Ploke or will ploke

Everything
Guy: Dude, that jacket is plocus.
Guy 2: Man, leave plocus alone
Mother of one of them: Stop arguing or I'm gonna have to ploke one of you.
by Plocus March 01, 2009

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noun, adjective

1.pupil whom is often referred to or is actually a strictly amazing yet canniballistic being

2.awesome and/or canniballistic
That guy was such a plocus.

Billy Fisher has been acting so plocus lately.
by AmiLeigh Clover November 22, 2009

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