the worst insult EVER! the insult used when drunk and real words evade you. a hidden word that others cannot decipher, making the remark even funnier to your inner circle of friends, while more humiliating to outward individuals.
from the derivative, "Eat plert and plie, platch."
or "Eat dirt and die, trash."
Daniel I.S., you're such a plert! Probably the biggest plert ever!