Pledge allegiance to Breanne

I pledge allegiance to Breanne

and to the hoes in mini vans

and to the stoners with crazy boners
that make up her loyal clan
and to the nights of 80's film
that don't disappoint or overwhelm

One nation,

under her,

indivisible

through cheer

and entertainment for all

When we have cheer first hour I always pledge allegiance to breanne. Cult classic.

by no air bags we die like men March 25, 2023