Someone born outside of Liverpool, but dreams of one day being wrongly mistaken for Scouse. They "support" either red or blue yet don't ever venture too far from their couch unless it's an awayday to the local pub. Claim to out of towners that they where born in Scotty Road". Desperate to be accepted
Ketwig Keith: Alright laa you a scouser?
Bowlhead Benny: Yes laa !
Ketwig Keith: Wherabout?
Bowlhead Benny: Ellesmere Port but ald fella was born in Scotty Rd.
Ketwig Keith: ........ Plazzy Scouser the
Bowlhead Benny: Yes laa !
Ketwig Keith: Wherabout?
Bowlhead Benny: Ellesmere Port but ald fella was born in Scotty Rd.
Ketwig Keith: ........ Plazzy Scouser the