Now simply refered to as 'the port' Ellesmere Port is famed for its good natured youths and sweet country air. Its picture-post-card landscapes are said to be some of the best in the world.
"I wish i was in Ellesmere Port right about now!"
"Ahhhh, looking over the iluminations on the 'stanlow' area is so realxing"
Dwayne: I'm from Ellesmere port me lad 'coz i'm solid like dat innit
Jade: My parents always told me to look at the bright side of things, but in this situation there really isn't a bright side. *RUNS FOR HER LIFE*