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Play Free Bird 

1) The thing to say to heckle a band/musician that you are not enjoying by implying they are not playing "real music" like Lynyrd Skynyrd.
2) A surefire way to establish yourself as the angriest and most unoriginal person in the room.
(at a Jesse McCartney concert)

40 year old pedophile: Play Free Bird!
13 year old girls: Shut up old creepy man!
Jesse McCartney (giving the finger): There's your free bird!
Play Free Bird by ZimZimmah January 3, 2006

Play Freebird 

A sometimes snide remark cast at a crappy band, in an attempt for them to realize they should play better music.

Also used by the dude in the crowd who wants to break the bands silent song transitions, some may say a hero.
(Band quits entertaining) : dude in crowd who likes to have a good time - “Play free bird”

Person who actually likes the band but is also hilarious and enjoys unneeded attention: “play freebird” you fucks, cheers bitches
Play Freebird by Spicy Daddeeee August 18, 2022

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016
Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.
Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!
Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012