By inviting Mary up for coffee, Bill was offering her plausible fuckable deniability, so as not to trip up her ASD.
"I have to show you this great Youtube video."
"What do you mean you haven't seen Avatar? I have a bootleg copy, let's watch it at my place."
"There's a beautiful lake view from my hotel room."
"I have to show you this great Youtube video."
"What do you mean you haven't seen Avatar? I have a bootleg copy, let's watch it at my place."
"There's a beautiful lake view from my hotel room."
by ATexan March 3, 2010
1. A salad eaten at a large buffet in order so that the person eating it doesn't look like a total glutton to everyone around them.
2. Any act undertaken in order to hide one's true intentions.
2. Any act undertaken in order to hide one's true intentions.
1. I went to the buffet last night, but I ate some plausible deniability salad before heading for the wings, tacos, and steak.
2. Right before I porked your mom, I told her how sorry I was that her fifth husband had run away with the 1976 East German Women's Sumo Wrestling Champion, but consoling her was just plausible deniability salad. All I really cared about was getting it on with her.
2. Right before I porked your mom, I told her how sorry I was that her fifth husband had run away with the 1976 East German Women's Sumo Wrestling Champion, but consoling her was just plausible deniability salad. All I really cared about was getting it on with her.
by The Fourth Man in the Tub March 14, 2011
When you have sex with your husband on the same day as your father-in-law, so if you get pregnant you can avoid suspicion.
My husband's dad likes to go raw, so I make sure I have sex with my husband the same day so I have plausible DNAbility.
by finalf May 21, 2020
Plausible deniability for being a cuck. Often gained by compensating for unprecipitated emotions from a crush with drunken one night stands.
Dude, why did you sleep with Amanda last night! I thought you had a crush on Victoria?
Plausible cuckability.
Plausible cuckability.
by Liamo Nerico May 8, 2023
Hym "But... The men you're talking about are already fucking all of the women... Their already BEYOND what would constitute a 'plausible mate.' They are the IDEAL mate. One chosen by way of hypergamy and pre-selection. They are literally the best one to mate with by consensus. This is more of you trying to manipulate people into doing what the fat cocks won't and clean up their mess. And this ties into the 'what you want vs what you SHOULD want' issues with Jordan. What he does is project what women SHOULD want onto them and sell that to his audience as what the actually want. But that isn't what's happening. And I've seen some of the mf fucking these women. It doesn't take all the much to be a plausible mate for a woman that's perfectly fuckable."
by Hym Iam April 21, 2023
A way of outsaying what somebody is saying when they say he/she made it sound good, or something similar. People who say plausible say it because it has more syllables, and therefore it makes them sound more intelligent from their point of view than someone who uses simple, one syllable words.
The guy/girl was trying to speak the language that he/she thought the most people wanted to hear by saying things like plausible, but in reality, none of them had any interest in who's language he/she was trying to speak. They already understood both what he/she was trying to say and do.
by Solid Mantis February 10, 2021