Platywhack

During sexual intercourse moments prior to ejaculation obtaining a live platypus and striking your partner in the middle section of their back, while in doggy position, firmly enough to make a distinctive "whapping" sound. Upon appropriately disinfecting the area boil the platypus live for 7 - 8 minutes and consume to your hearts content.

I platywhacked her so hard last night that we only had to boil the platypus for 6 minutes.

Platywhack by Gutzorz September 22, 2010

pallywhacker 

slang term for penis

I pulled my pallywhacker out and slapped that hoe in her face with it.

pallywhacker by Justin P. M. August 21, 2007

pettywhacker 

a penis.

he sent his pettywhacker on snapchat.

pettywhacker by coolpoints100 May 3, 2022

Pattywhack 

A funny word used by certain stoners to describe the small, effortless snacks they grab to satisfy the muchies.

Josh's munchies were getting the best of him, so he couldn't help but grab a pattywhack from the kitchen.

Pattywhack by olimarfunk September 12, 2017

Flapjack pattywhack 

When you ejaculate onto your lover's butt cheek and tell them their flapjack is ready...they turn around to eat it and you slap their ass as hard as you can exploding the pleasure juices everywhere!

My girlfriend said she was hungry during morning sex so I gave her a flapjack pattywhack.

Flapjack pattywhack by dab7713 July 6, 2016

Pattywhack 

A woman living in Chesterfield, IN who has vivid delusions of living in Texas.

Pattywhack said she is with Don in Texas but we all know she never left Indiana.

Pattywhack by KatieKat82 December 9, 2007