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platypodes 

platy· podes | \ˈpla-ti-pōdes\

noun, plural

the obscure, but only genuinely correct plural of “platypus” according to both Linnaen taxonomy and rules of pluralization in the Greek language, as “Platypus” is the latinisation of the Ancient_Greek word πλατύπους (platupous), "flat-footed", from πλατύς (platus), "broad, wide, flat" and πούς (pous), "foot”.

Unfortunately, it is almost always eschewed in favor of the absolutely incorrect pseudo-latin term , “platypi”, or the Standard English plural, the vulgar “platypuses”.
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Stephen Hawking: Dude, you know, when I was alive, I wish I had spent more time studying platypuses…

Einstein: Oh, dude, you do mean “platypodes”, yes?

Stephen Hawking: Of course! Forgive my lack of fastidiousness!

Einstein: It’s all good, dude!
Stephen Hawking: Dude, you know, when I was alive, I wish I had spent more time studying platypuses…

Einstein: Oh, dude, you do mean “platypodes”, yes?

Stephen Hawking: Of course!! Forgive my lack of fastidiousness, dude!

Einstein: It’s all good, dude!
platypodes by gianni rage November 25, 2018

Platypeople 

An alternative meaning for the plural of platypus. Can be used interchangeably with platypus and platypi. Most often refers to platypuses found in groups. Platypeople are duck billed marsupials found in Australia.
The enemy of platypeople is man.

On my vacation to Australia I saw many platypeople in one pond.
Platypeople by Rafaelote January 12, 2011

platypusplug 

An absolute demolition of the anus via the use of a heated metal rod with a broad bill on it.
Jenna took the PlatypusPlug last night and didn’t even scream
platypusplug by T. Man June 11, 2020

pantypoop 

the art of defecating in oneesown panties
i saw this drunk bitch at the fair she toatly had pantypoop on her legs!

oh ya?
pantypoop by hanktthespank July 1, 2009

Platymoose 

A platymoose is a boy who is half platypus and moose. He loves to play video games and watch lots of porn with tentacles. He a very weird boy, yet fun to talk to, unless he is pissed and dose not get his way. At times he is nice, other times a pain in the side. But he a good person, sometimes....
Dude did you talk to platymoose today" "Yea but he an asshole today
Platymoose by Tberry0 July 22, 2011

partypooper 

One who breaks up or ruins a party through a variety of means. Possible ways of dispersing or destroying a party include but are not limited to: calling the authorities, stories involving octogenarian sexual intercourse, Jennifer Aniston movies.
Rich: Oh no, Larry! Here comes Harold.

Larry: He's probably going to come over here and talk about his wife. She just died. God, what a partypooper.

Rich: What a selfish bastard! What makes him think we care about that?