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A platymoose is a boy who is half platypus and moose. He loves to play video games and watch lots of porn with tentacles. He a very weird boy, yet fun to talk to, unless he is pissed and dose not get his way. At times he is nice, other times a pain in the side. But he a good person, sometimes....
Dude did you talk to platymoose today" "Yea but he an asshole today
by Tberry0 July 21, 2011