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platonopal
A friend of the oposite sex that you don't want to sleep with. Or, if you're gay/lesbian, a friend of the same sex that you don't want to sleep with. Or, if you're bi and your friend is of either sex and you still don't want to sleep with them.
platonopal by JessicaSan FranciscoBay December 9, 2008
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Platonoloserino
A person who doesn't use/own plates, and he/she/they/them eats on the floor after making/ordering said meal.
Platonoloserino by Baron Von Maxims Profits May 10, 2020
platonovac
its such a retarded and akward complex that when someone walks by and sees it happening.. they just stare expressionless for 30 seconds and then keep walking, because it is so incorrect and obscene its not even that incorrect and obscene but their brains just cant process it. its also so sad and emotionally akward that even i dont want to explain it... not sad in the "pathetic" way i mean said like when your pet dies... its just sad.
she wants to say something to break the platonovac enviroment and to break the wall of casual conversations but everytime he walks in the door it becomes clouded and impossible... he doesnt notice any signs of interest.
she misses the way she used to kiss and hold him.
she misses the way she used to kiss and hold him.
platonovac by blackblackblack1713 January 13, 2011
Platonova
Surname of a homosexual bitch who hates dick because she's gay and loves to put her fingers up guy's passes.
Platonova by YoursTruly6969696696969 March 21, 2024
platonomony
When two asexual and/or aromantic people marry each other. There is no expectation of sex or romance, just a pure partnership. Commonly for the purpose of adopting children, or for financial security and benefits.
Yo I don’t wanna have sex or a romantic marriage but I want the benefits. Let’s get bound by the acts of holy platonomony.
platonomony by im_a_d!ck March 21, 2018
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"