Platonova 

There is no definiton to describe this alluring being. It is GOD

She was like a Platonova...only my wildest fantasies could capture such a being

Platonova by dicey_gal October 25, 2006

platonopal 

A friend of the oposite sex that you don't want to sleep with. Or, if you're gay/lesbian, a friend of the same sex that you don't want to sleep with. Or, if you're bi and your friend is of either sex and you still don't want to sleep with them.

Yeah, Carol is a total hottie, but we're just platonopals.

platonopal by JessicaSan FranciscoBay December 9, 2008

Platonoloserino 

A person who doesn't use/own plates, and he/she/they/them eats on the floor after making/ordering said meal.

Tyler is a fool, did you know that he is a Platonoloserino?

Platonoloserino by Baron Von Maxims Profits May 10, 2020

platonovac 

its such a retarded and akward complex that when someone walks by and sees it happening.. they just stare expressionless for 30 seconds and then keep walking, because it is so incorrect and obscene its not even that incorrect and obscene but their brains just cant process it. its also so sad and emotionally akward that even i dont want to explain it... not sad in the "pathetic" way i mean said like when your pet dies... its just sad.

she wants to say something to break the platonovac enviroment and to break the wall of casual conversations but everytime he walks in the door it becomes clouded and impossible... he doesnt notice any signs of interest.

she misses the way she used to kiss and hold him.

platonovac by blackblackblack1713 January 13, 2011

Platonova 

Surname of a homosexual bitch who hates dick because she's gay and loves to put her fingers up guy's passes.

"You're such a platonova, you stinky ghostly whore."

Platonova by YoursTruly6969696696969 March 21, 2024

platonomony 

When two asexual and/or aromantic people marry each other. There is no expectation of sex or romance, just a pure partnership. Commonly for the purpose of adopting children, or for financial security and benefits.

Yo I don’t wanna have sex or a romantic marriage but I want the benefits. Let’s get bound by the acts of holy platonomony.

platonomony by im_a_d!ck March 21, 2018