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A person that uses platitides in place of actual knowledge or wisdom.
My old manager used to say things like; time is money and one in the hand is worth two in her bush because he nothing insightfull to add. This made him a total platipussy.
by PhukInPhx July 03, 2011
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Cleveland Steamer Plush

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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person 1: "dude how was the bitches puss?"

person 2: "i dont wanna talk about that platipussy."
by hb3dk March 20, 2010
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Golden Shower Plush

He's warmer than you think.

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