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To be in an intoxicated and stuporous state, generally due to the consumption of gratuitous amounts of alcohol, marijuana, or a combination of both substances in excess. One will know when they have achieved this state when their mouth is exceedingly dry, and or you cannot coherently form sentences, instead, they are simply reduced to vowels upon which you laugh uncontrollably when you realize this failure.
Charles: Some tasty Sprite beverage would be excellent, as my mouth is quite parched.
Rupert: Aye friend, as is mine! I am quite plathom'ed indeed.
Charles: Yes yes, indubiously.
Rupert: McDonald's ho!
Plathom by Yeowsay February 10, 2010
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the ONLY way to pass pathology your second year of medical school AKA the fucking shit. i love Husain Sattar!
Student A: "Did you learn about that jelly belly (pseudomyxoma peritonei) from Dr. Wizoski lecture?"
Student B: "Nah bro, Pathoma that shit!"
pathoma by ReinkeCrystals01 February 3, 2013
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Platomic 

1. When one member of a platonic relationship wishes to move the relationship forward and their feelings are not reciprocated.

2. When a platonic relationship goes sour and the members of said relationship let their feelings build up inside until they burst out in a fit of name-calling and banter.
"I thought we were just friends but he just wanted to get laid; this relationship just went platomic."

"I swear we're in the friend-zone. If something doesn't happen between us soon were going to go platomic."
Platomic by T.S.S. April 13, 2009

platomance 

Non sexual relationship between a man and woman
JaBrandon and Kristen aren't sleeping together they just have a platomance going on.
platomance by DJ Obviously December 18, 2013
the warm feeling left on a chair or couch after someone gets up from it
Dude, it feels so weird to sit in that old man’s plathum.
plathum by toad trebek November 8, 2020

Platomic relationship 

Platomic relationship

Asexual but nuclear relationship.
Mary and Heather are the only women I like having a platomic relationship with.

Nakhon Pathom 

The Thai equivalent of Detroit. Once an up-and-coming city, it suddenly filed for bankruptcy. Now most of the city are slummy, low-income areas. Crime is rampant, and the city is owned by a corrupt mafia family who are trying to destroy the city's history. It has a cool temple in the center of town though (Phra Pathommachedi).
Man 1: Hey, what happened to Mark?
Man 2: He went to Nakhon Pathom and was murdered in a drive-by shooting.
Man 1: Dang, Nakhon Pathom has a cool temple though.
Nakhon Pathom by Cultuser October 6, 2021
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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