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Drunken mate who appreciates the same things as you do while drunk.
It helps to watch this film while you're plastered and with a plastard.
by scraps101 June 20, 2014
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when there is some bitchy, idiotic, jerk (other known as a bastard) who has had lots of plastic surgery yet is still quite hot.
DAMN look at that plastard over there, she must have gotten like 3 plastic surgery operations
by knifeguywithaknife January 22, 2011
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