look up any word, like blumpkin:
 
1.
The plant pussy will avoid any conflict, argument or mild disagreement, if he thinks it might lessen his changes at enjoying your plants.
Larry told me some bullshit last night I wanted to argue about but I love Larry's sativas more. You can call me a "plant pussy", that's the truth, Ruth.
by funkspiel October 21, 2009
 
2.
Slang term for a bouquet of flowers.
Afron hoped his gift of plant pussy would get him to second base...
by Tempest Lefavre July 02, 2010