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12 definitions by funkspiel

 
1.
Jack Herer(b. 1939) is the author of The Emperor Wears No Clothes, a book which has been used in efforts to decriminalize cannabis.

A former Goldwater Republican, Herer is now a pro-marijuana and hemp activist. He has written two books, the aforementioned The Emperor Wears No Clothes and Grass. There has also been a documentary made about his life. He believes that the hemp plant should be decriminalized because it has been shown to be a renewable source of fuel, food, and medicine, and can be grown in virtually any part of the world. He has devoted his life to the support of cannabis, hemp and marijuana.

Jack Herer is also the name given to a specific strain of cannabis that is considered by Herer to be among the world's finest.
This Jack Herer is expensive, but worth it.
by funkspiel October 22, 2007
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2.
marijuana, cannabis, reefer
from Louis Armstrong's autobiography:

Speaking of 1931 - we did call ourselves Vipers, which could have been anybody from all walks of life that smoked and respected gage. That was our cute little name for marijuana, and it was a misdemeanor in those days. Much different from the pressure and charges the law lays on a guy who smokes pot - a later name for the same thing which is cute to hear nowadays. We always looked at pot as a sort of medicine, a cheap drunk and with much better thoughts than one that's full of liquor. But with the penalties that came, I for one had to put it down though the respect for it (gage) will stay with me forever. I have every reason to say these words and am proud to say them. From experience.
by funkspiel December 07, 2006
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3.
A ho who hangs around as long as the weed does.
Loretta smoked up all my Kush, then split. Weed ho.
by funkspiel December 02, 2006
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4.
Off on a cocaine binge with hookers until the money runs out or someone dies.
Nobody has seen Hoover lately, could be off Skiing in the Alps again.
by funkspiel July 27, 2009
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5.
The plant pussy will avoid any conflict, argument or mild disagreement, if he thinks it might lessen his changes at enjoying your plants.
Larry told me some bullshit last night I wanted to argue about but I love Larry's sativas more. You can call me a "plant pussy", that's the truth, Ruth.
by funkspiel October 21, 2009
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6.
the Johnny Appleseed of MDMA
Oakland psychologist and psychotherapist Leo Zeff, "the Johnny Appleseed of MDMA", pioneered a variety of drug-assisted therapies with his patients. Zeff was no ordinary therapist. He once wrote about dancing with a Torah while tripping on LSD.

Dr Zeff was introduced to MDMA by Dr Alexander Shulgin. Zeff's response was wildly enthusiastic. He postponed his retirement and began to proselytise.

Dr Zeff introduced MDMA to hundreds of his fellow therapists across the USA. Zeff christened MDMA "Adam". The name was chosen because the drug typically strips away a lifetime of anxieties, self-protective inhibitions and ego defence-mechanisms - returning the user to an allegedly primordial state of innocence.
by funkspiel February 13, 2008
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7.
This is one of the preferred ways to curse at Norwegians.
Go fjuck yourself, Norway!

Sylvester Colbert demonstrates:

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by funkspiel October 30, 2009
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