They aren't jeans, shorts, jean shorts or jorts. They're called Placitas and they are painstakingly created to express one's individuality or to represent a tribe. The process usually begins with a pair of common jorts but after hours, possibly even days, of heavy drug use and careful manipulation of a ball-point pen they are transformed into one of the more amazing representations of individual character in the world.
Bro, those placitas are fucking DOPE. Your butt looks great with that dragon face peeking out.
by Alva Pastor July 13, 2010