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1. To assassinate someone with a pizza.

2. To hit someone in the face with a pizza stealthily or from behind.

1. After the president was pizzassinated, his body lay on the floor covered in margarita and tomato.

2. After Dan pizzassinated Ed, he was left humiliated yet unsuspecting of Dan.
by AWasteofLife September 22, 2008
1. A pre-arranged murder of someone with a pizza.

2. To stealthily shove a pizza into someone's face, so as to humiliate them and not risk being caught.
1. "Did you hear? The Queen got pizzassinated by terrorists."

2. Dan pizzassinated Ed, leaving Ed unsuspecting of Dan yet thouroughly humiliated.
by Dan Armour September 29, 2008