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Pizzaboxing

Doing a chick from behind while you have a box of pizza, can be any kind of pizza, and you put the box on her back and eat the pizza during hawt sexual intercourse.
Guy #1: "The other night I was totally pizzaboxing this chick, it was nuts. She was bent over and I was fucking her so hard she screamed 'OHHHH FUCK!!! YEAH!!!!!!' and the pizza box fell off her back."

Guy #2: "Dude that's fuckin' tight!"
Pizzaboxing by D-Ric January 10, 2008
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pizzaboxing

While doing a woman in the doggy style position, you place a pizza box on her back so you may enjoy some cheesy pizza during sexual intercourse. Two men may share the pizza as well while double teaming a woman in this position.
Greg and I were pizzaboxing some slut the other night and that fucker took 5 slices so I only got 3.
pizzaboxing by Captain Crunchy January 10, 2008

pizza boxing it 

This is an action that occur when there is weak wifi (generally stolen from the neighbors) and the only way to get a connection is to stand up and hold your laptop in the air kind of like how the pizza delivery man holds up his pizzas when you open the door for him.
Person 1: Dude, what the hell are you doing?

Person 2: Im pizza boxing it, next doors signal is weak!
pizza boxing it by mmgoody February 1, 2010

Old Lady Pizza boxing 

Agreeing with someone just to be nice when you don’t really mean it.

As in you meet an old lady on the beach and she asks if she helped hold the door while you carry in pizza boxes and you agree even though you haven’t had pizza in a month.

pizzabombing 

sending an absolute shit ton of pizzas to someones house without paying
"Man, some mothafuckas started pizzabombing me last night. I'm gonna kill whoever did that shit last night!"
"I didn't do it!"