Pitikus

1) noun - Name for small, rock climbing, Jewish-looking boys. usually known for saying large words in situations that do not call for such behavior. a Pitikus is widely known throughout his community for wearing flannel shirts, and having long locks of curls in their hair. many believe that the best, most useful feature of a Pitikus is the 'high five'. There has never been had a bad high five with a Pitikus. this specimen of Jew uses its awkward, jerky, white people dances to attract its mates.
2) noun- this dude is gay.

Alex- "Hey pitikus."

Pitikus- "yo-ho friend! Ive been a climbin'!"

* HIGH FIVE *
Alex- " damn i got a D on my test."

Pitikus- "that situation sounds cumbersome buck-o!"

Alex- "........fuck you Pitikus."

Pitkus-" Pip Pip a doodly doo!"

Pitikus by dr. boobs. May 4, 2010

Pititus

The act of having horribly smelling armpits.

Pronounced, Pit-i-tus, or pit-itus.

Person 1: Holy shit you smell like balls.

Person 2: Sorry, I have a bad case of pititus.

Person 1: It's cool bro.

Pititus by BobbyBaja December 12, 2009

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Related Words

Pitikus • Pitious • Pititus

Pitious

Adj: When something/someone is so hideous it inspires pity.

That new girl is so pitious, I feel sorry for her.

Pitious by kirad00dle January 6, 2011

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Pitikas

A term originated and mostly used in the western parts of Greece. The moment you hear sum absurd kind of ish that make your brain reset to it's factory settings,and you're unable to process any kind of additional stimuli for as long as that effect still lasts

Person 1: "If we're being real Messi isn't even top 5 football players of all time,the media just brainwashed people that he's him"

Person 2: "Dude tf u even tryna say?Pitikas"

Pitikas by ForPlatis February 6, 2023

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

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