A non-emotional sexual favor. Women do this out of guilt when a male goes beyond the call of duty or has gone a long time without sex. Much like tossing a bone to a dog, no effort or meaning. sympathy sex. A reward when sex is not wanted.
Jack had done such a great job washing Diane's car, and she hadn't done anything for him in a long time. Not being in the mood for sex, she went ahead and threw him a pity poke to keep him happy.
Jack : I'm finished with your car, it only took 3 hrs.
Diane : Come on, I'll let you tap this... even though I don't want to.
Jack : I'm finished with your car, it only took 3 hrs.
Diane : Come on, I'll let you tap this... even though I don't want to.
by Pepsieholik July 11, 2010
When, after a period of one-sided sexual attraction, the uninterested person feels so sorry for the unattractive pursuer that they agree to kiss.
This happens because either (a) they don't think the dweeb can take anymore rejection, or (b) they think it might pump up the poor sap's self-esteem.
This happens because either (a) they don't think the dweeb can take anymore rejection, or (b) they think it might pump up the poor sap's self-esteem.
Steph: I saw you kissing Lou last night. Are you seriously into him?
Michelle: I feel bad the poor troll has such a high school crush on me. It was a total pity makeout.
Michelle: I feel bad the poor troll has such a high school crush on me. It was a total pity makeout.
by ilostcountat52 September 11, 2009
Looking at the newsfeed on Facebook and coming accross a status update where the writer is welcoming likes or comments but no-one does. Therefore 'liking' the status, not because you actually like it but more that you sympathise with its creator.
Penelope: "Dude, did you see Karen's last status update on Facebook...?"
Patty: "Yeah it was not funny at all, what was she thinking?"
Penelope "I have no idea, I felt so bad for her though so I pity liked"
Patty: "Yeah it was not funny at all, what was she thinking?"
Penelope "I have no idea, I felt so bad for her though so I pity liked"
by HelloSweetheart December 10, 2011
suprisingly, most guys are not very upset when they find out it was a pity fuck, i mean they still got a piece of ass
by Mike Perugini December 7, 2006
"I wasn't going to upvote this thread, but I noticed it hardly has any upvotes, so I threw it a pity upvote".
by Dildo Commander October 3, 2015
by Letithappen May 22, 2013