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A middle-aged gentleman that crafts pita wraps for a living. This man enjoys putting pita's in and around your mouth.

His Pitas are the thickest in town
If you want to be filled up, try his pitas.
"Lets go get lunch from the pitaphile"
by not-a-pita-eata January 21, 2009
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