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pit monkey 

A person whose sole purpose in life is to clear away music stands, lights, etc. before locking up the orchestra pit for the night.
I still remember that one summer when my brother's life consisted of being a pit monkey at a local theatre.
pit monkey by artykins August 5, 2006

monkey pit

a vagina or pussy or cunt
i can't wait to dip my banana into your monkey pit
monkey pit by fatawesome October 26, 2007

Monkey Pit

Similar to the Mancave (see mancave) the Monkey Pit is the shit. Stocked with XBOX, PS2, and a constant supply of beer, the Monkey Pit is the only true refuge available to the students of Embry-Riddle, Daytona Beach. The monkey pit is like Isla de Muerta from Pirates of the Carribean...only those who have been there can find it.
Dude, check out the Monkey Pit.

This place is almost as epic as the Monkey Pit.
Monkey Pit by Jim Radio September 9, 2007

money pit 

Something of value, which, for some reason or another, has continued to absorb considerable amount of payments due to its continuing failure to live up to expectation.
That's the third time I had to bring in my car. It's become a real money pit.
money pit by penguintruth December 9, 2008

Money pit 

A massive non stop waste of money that you regret severely in hind sight
Buying a car while living in NYC
money pit
Money pit by da_troof May 17, 2015

Loving The Money Pit 

Acknowledging that Object A is inferior to Object B in every way, yet preferring Object A. The phrase was coined on Family Guy when Peter Griffin used it in part to explain why he did not like The Godfather.
Atlanta's got no chance against Boston, but hey, I'm loving The Money Pit on this one. Atlanta in 6.