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Pistoriachor

Pistoriachor by CJ1326 October 27, 2021

Pictorial Fisting 

When a person sends someone a picture or other image or video with the intent of mocking them or showing the recipient they have something better or something the other person wishes they had or could have.
Sarah, remember that big beautiful house you showed me online and said you would love to own…well I bought it!

Sarah: Thanks for that pictorial fisting, you Dick!
Pictorial Fisting by DTrackMan January 26, 2022

Nutrium Pictorial Postalysis 

The uncontrollable and mind numbingly stupid need to photograph and post your food on social media.
Have you seen Kelly's Instagram page? She totally has Nutrium Pictorial Postalysis.

Pistorius 

Someone that got away with murder after judge trial.
"Dude, the judge totally didn't have enough evidence to prove I killed that guy."

"No way dude, you totally just pulled a Pistorius."
Pistorius by Mexican Eddie September 11, 2014

Pistoriachor

Pistoriachor by CJ1326 November 27, 2021

Pistoriused 

The act of getting or being highly intoxicated from consuming large quantities of alcohol. Derived from the British words "legless" and "pissed".
I say, I drank a trifle too many glasses of port yesterday evening, I was frightfully Pistoriused!
Pistoriused by Pass me my monocle February 24, 2013