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When you take a shit or sit to take a piss, and your dick aligns with the toilet seat in just the right way so that when you start to piss it comes out of the crack between the seat and the toilet.

Can also be used as an interjection.
John: Dude, I was taking a massive shit earlier and got pisswizzled!

Bob: That sucks dude.

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Ah pisswizzles!!!
by Mr. Pisswizzle February 26, 2011
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