When you sit at the toilet and your dick is so small that you accidently piss through the gap onto your underwear and then have to wear your piss soaked underwear until you can change them
Make sure to get an erection before you urinates so that you don't start pissing your ass

If you say "Please Stop." one more time, I'm going to piss my own ass
by Diddlemeplz December 30, 2022
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When you sit down to take a shit, it ends up being all liquid, and sounds like your pissing in the toilet.
You shouldn't have ate that Taco Bell. Now you are going to piss out your ass all day.
by name818 December 16, 2008
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When you have such explosive diarrhea that is in a completely liquid form (without the lumps) and feels as if you are pissing out of your ass. There is such a strong steady stream that a passerby who hears you could easily mistaken you for taking an actual piss.
I don't know what was in that meal, but I'm sure you'll be pissing out of your ass (POOYA) for hours.
by max nova July 3, 2009
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I would rather watch you die from internal hellfire, rather than extinguish your flaming innards with my urine.
Suzie: Hey man you are a fucking dick, why do you treat everyone like shit?

Balls Hampton: Fuck you bitch! I wouldn't piss up your ass if your guts were on fire.

Suzie: Weeps uncontrollably
by GGR August 4, 2008
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