by Palaunhuman April 30, 2011
the more than likely broke individual at any party that snakes whatever beers he can from other peoples stashes and puts them down. Also usually the ultra-shitfaced guy at a party that no one really knows.
"Man. . . I bought a fuckin case half an hour ago, but that beer pirate that came with (enter name) is putting them down everytime we leave the room."
by Holden Meats December 19, 2003
A person who drinks one, spills one, and gives one away, but still gets much drunker than anyone else at the party.
Shane was the total three beer pirate last night. He gave me beer #2 and spilled #3 on my Dark Side of the Moon record so I was forced to kick his ass.
by Holden McKock July 22, 2006