Pokrovsky Hills is a cage designed for rich americans to be kept in isolation from the rest of the world. It is ruled by 2 idiots known Yoav p and Nic. These 2 idiots have appointed themselves the presidents of the republic of pk. Yoav p can often be found eating carbs and staring at blank walls while Nic is usually tied up to a dog leash as he sniffs every raving corner of pk. Don't go to pk unless you are ready to experience the reality of living in a cage.
Yo im going to Pokrovsky Hills tonight to visit the pk cafe
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).