Credits: Selena L., Kristy C., Janice D., Kate P.
Girl 2: "Ah. You must have air dried your pink turtleneck again. Didn't anyone ever tell you air drying makes it mold and yeast up?"
Girl 2: "It's all in the patting I tell you!"
Girl 1: "Oh like this?" *pats her turtleneck vigorously*
Girl 2: "Yep. See you're a natural!"
Girl 1: "Wow I'm so good at this" *continues to rub feverently*
Girl 2: "Okay you can stop now."
Girl 1: "No I should keep practicing. You can help me if you'd like."