A Pine Cone shit is a hurking turd that you know is going to shred your asshole
when it comes out so you push real slow and get it half way out and you cannot see because your eyes are full of tears
and you say screw it and just give one mighty push and it shoots out of your ass so fast your spinchter
slams shut and pulses
for about a minute. police are called because the neighbor heard a blood curdling scream
from in your house.
Dude last night i took a pinecone shit
and i had to stuff my underwear with toilet paper because i was bleeding so much.