A Portuguese Hot Pepper farmer. Known regionally for warming and pickling the peppers inside their own anuses. They are often agitated and upset for seemingly no reason, but it's only the hot pepper juice curing deep inside of them. Forgive them, for they know not what they do.
"Hey, that guy at the bar was just angry at me for giving him pretzels"
"Oh, don't worry about that my friend, he's just a Spicy Butt Pimental"
"Oh OK, Its cool then."