The Pillsbury Dough Bitch is a thot, not a slut. She is virgin and def not pure. She is 5’3 and about 150lbs. She is super white has huge fucking thighs and her tits are pretty big too. She don’t have hips or an ass but she got a good hourglass. The dough bitch is pretty chill and likes to eat sweets and break but sugar hurts her teeth and she’s gluten intolerant.
Damn. That Pillsbury Dough Bitch seems to be lacking cake. But not dumplings. That’s for sure.
by Mira Jack October 22, 2018
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