take a diahhrea into a cup and spraying hairspray onto it then lighting it on fire and then when the fire stops save it. when a girl wants to give you a bj and wants to use lube, pull out your ol poo and pile it in her mouth
I was taking a nap when my girlfriend wanted to experience oral sex so I pulled it out of my sock and pile o' poo'd her.
by Grant the Hot Carl Champ January 9, 2004