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Pikeystan 

Jocular reference to the UK city of Liverpool, coined following the detention for questioning by the police of Mr Wayne Rooney Senior, for suspicious betting activity, referring also to contemporary allegations against members of the Pakistani cricket team on similar charges.
"Looks like the Pikeystanis have diversified out of no-ball nobbling…"
(from order-order site)
Pikeystan by Roehamster October 6, 2011
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Jesus Christ on a Pikestaff 

A synonym of Fuck My Life with a religious twist. An expression of extreme displeasure pertaining to an event, action, or outcome.
Bro1: Dude, your girlfriend just fucked another guy.
Bro2: Oh, Jesus Christ on a Pikestaff!

pikestaff 

Penis

Can also be used as a derogatory term.
That guy has a huge pikestaff

That guy is a huge pikestaff
pikestaff by LubyLu May 9, 2006

Pikeysavage 

One bad mother fucking pikeysavage
Great big pikeysavage theiving motherfucker
Pikeysavage by Pikeysavage November 2, 2008

Pikeyson 

A member of the notorious backyard cricketing groups amoungst south west Australia. Typically a right armed bowler who is quite quick and accurate, handy with the bat too.
The name comes from the BAC Backyards Cricketer of the Year for 2008. He'll be slipping on the baggy green embroided with the Australian emblem and his name and backyards team across the back. High score: 153 not out. Best bowling: 9 for 43.
Captain: "Pikey, you're on next over.."
Pikeyson: "Ok."
Fielder: "We're in for a wicket here.."
Pikeyson by IronFlipFlop July 12, 2009

Pokestan 

A person who is obsessed with Pokémon. They usually simp for the characters in the anime (eg serena dawn and Misty) fill their room with Pokémon merch and only watch the Pokémon anime. They always go out in Pokémon cosplay or make tiktoks where they do some cringy shit to Pokémon or in their cosplay and make their own Pokémon gender or sexuality. They can also be seen on twitter with a Pokémon profile pic they usually be fapping to Pokémon porn and attacking or defending someone with opinion
Person 1: omg ash is such a cinnamon roll uwu amourshipping for life
Person 2: cringe

Person 1: STFU HATER GO BACK TO YOUR MHA SHIT
Person 2: what I like Pokémon charizard is my favourite

Person 1: KILLYOURSELF CHARIZARD IS BAD

Person 2: stupid god damn pokestans
Pokestan by Creeptube June 29, 2021

pikeston 

The type of person to die laughing at the phrase "I shided" then play battlefield one and rant about aircraft for about an hour.
Guy 1: did you hear that Pikeston killed jerry by talking him to death?
Guy 2: yea man, but he is pretty interesting.