Pigamist 

Adj- A person who is unable to climb a tree.
Adj- A insult to call some one who is below average height.
Adj- A person who is annoying and below average height.

"That kid is so short he is a pigamist."
"Can I come up to your tree forte? No your a pigamist."

Pigamist by Ya know Kenny Benj June 11, 2009

Pigmister

Is a person, animal, or thing that is either the cutest or stupidest

Stop being a pigmister
Omg! Pigmister

Pigmister by superpig March 2, 2019

Pigmistik 

An arrogant person who likes to say “ring you back in 5 mins”

God that grant is so pigmistik

Pigmistik by Formline March 15, 2023