Piece of Dick 

Dick Talk for "piece of shit". Synonymous in Dick Talk with pizza dick.

I let Dan live in my room for three months and he stole my signed Cal Ripken Jr. cards! That kid is such a piece of dick!

Piece of Dick by pshars July 13, 2006

piece of fucking dildo dick 

What piece, though?

Person A: You piece of fucking dildo dick!
Person B: What piece, though?
Person C: Presumably, a piece of fucking dildo dick.
Repeat exchange between person B and person C ad infinitum with variations.

piece of fucking dildo dick by SmackThatBootyLikePOW July 25, 2017

motherfucking piece of shit, unclog you god damn whore dog dick

What you say in a rhythm/beat when you're trying to unclog your sink. Made popular by Charles Green from Angry Grandpa.

"Motherfucking piece of shit, unclog you god damn whore dog dick!
I FUCKING HATE YOU!"

motherfucking piece of shit, unclog you god damn whore dog dick by BATMN every day December 14, 2018