Picofarad 

a unit of capacitance equal to one trillionth of a farad, or a term used to describe the reason a very expensive instrument cable will produce "Clearer, richer, more pleasing to the ear tones" than a less expensive competitive cable when in reality there is no discernible difference to the human ear.

L4\//\ cables states that their cables are worth the money because they provide more picofarads within their wires which produce a clearly superior audible difference over other cables that justifies a 6-10x cost factor...

Picofarad by ModmanQ6 April 29, 2009

PicoTard 

A scale of Tard beyond comprehension of most people (excluding Yanks). On a scale of 1-10 a Pico Tard is an immeasurable number, some scientists predict the number may have a 4 in at one point, although this is mere speculation.

That Frank is such a PicoTard the other day he blew his nose on a goat.

PicoTard by mortensent April 11, 2005

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004