Phrump

the act of farting on a girls vagina making the "phrump" sound.

tryna phrump?

imma phrump you!

i phrumped emily so hard last night! it was amazing phrumpage.

Phrump by Rabbi Gruber December 7, 2011

Phrump

When a overweight man rubs his tummy on an unsuspecting victim, while trying to accomplish a task.

Bob: Did you see what Tony did to me?
Frank: What did he do?
Bob: He totally phrump me! Rubbed his sweaty belly on me try to reach for a napkin!

Phrump by The phrumper November 23, 2021

pahrumpian 

A person from Pahrump, NV. Typically a cheapskate with little knowledge of personal hygiene. Many of them aspire to and are actually elected to local political offices. Pahrumpians shun grooming instruments found in most other parts of the United States such as; toenail clippers, razor blades (women only), and q-tips. Pahrumpians appear in force for unknown reasons on the 1st of every month, driving 1980's model cars that are partially assembled of wood. They can be found feasting in local department stores on goods such as hot dogs.

Don't be feel bad about missing the sale Dave, that guy was a Pahrumpian and wasn't going to buy anything anyways.

pahrumpian by mramazing May 15, 2014

Parumpadunk 

To jiggle or to make bounce a big booty ass otherwise know as a parump

"Hell yea I slammed dat hoe's parumpadunk"

"I want to parumpadunk yo fine ass bitch"

Porn movie title

"Big ass booty parumpadunk hoes 1"

Parumpadunk by Professor Spendser October 17, 2008

Phumphsk

Said in place of "fuck" for a variety of reasons. These include, but are not expressly limited to: Amusement, inside speak, put-downs, observation, and generalized phobia of using cuss words. See also: kerpiddilyphumphsk

"Hey, what the phumphsk ?"

"This is a bunch of bullphumphsk nigga!"
"

Phumphsk by Capricious45 April 13, 2015

phumping

When you are making nookie with a particularly large person and find within his/her rolls of fat an Item of food which has been stored for a indefinite amount of time ... and consume it or feed it to him/her.

I was phumping your mom last night ... found a do-nut

phumping by Fish_man12345678 June 10, 2010

Phlumpkin 

The act of talking on the phone, while masturbating and taking a shit at the same time.

Dude, I was talking to this gutter tramp last night and totally got a phlumpkin.

Everyone needs to experience a phlumkin, man.

Phlumpkin by Gheyler and Tita December 10, 2010