A condition in which you:
-do not understand simple concepts
-pay way more to get drunk than you need to
-do not understand subtlety or sarcasm
-take what you read on urban dictionary way to seriously
Doctor: The test results just came back. I have your diagnosis.
Patient: Severe Lameness, like we initially thought?
Doctor: Even worse....
Doctor: The diagnosis is Phronesis.
Patient: You don't know what you are talking about.. Let's go take some SoCo & Lime shots.
Ben - I am so drunk off the two Fuzzy Navels I consumed in the last 10 hours. Neal - I just Phrosesised that you are a sober loser.