The conditioned visceral fear of getting trapped while driving in random slow, soul-sucking 2-6 mph traffic on a specific stretch of freeway. Based on the terrible traffic on Interstate 405 in the west side of Los Angeles, extending from Los Angeles International Airport (LAX) to the San Fernando Valley (The Valley). Pronounced like 4-0-5-phobia.
It was 3AM and these UCLA girls wanted to go to Randy's Donuts, but Jerry's Phorophiphobia was so bad that he had to take Sepulveda the whole way, resulting in severe buzzkill.
by NotTheVenetian August 15, 2018