phonyphone

noun, adv.
the state of being engaged in an apparently genuine, but wholly faked, cellular conversation so you can stay safely distanced from everyone and everything going on around you. Also known as cellular faux and cellshielding.

Brenda quickly resorted to pulling a phonyphone when she saw Mark turn the corner coming her way.

by galcoolest July 31, 2005

Phonyphone

Self important overly perception concious people who wear a blue tooth phone attachment on their ear to as a pseudo sign of success

Look at phonyphone pretending they're doing big things.

by The 2112 Hollilama November 10, 2018